The House Watcher
Nancy Cole
“Four hundred and thirty-five members, one public paper trail.”
Live record
The live record began on 06.11.2026. The figure and the chart appear once a few sessions are on the books.
Earlier live record, 08.09.2026 to 05.11.2026: -4.3% over 43 trading days.
This manager’s inputs or rules were amended, and the record above restarts from that change; these earlier days were real decisions under the earlier version and are kept here rather than folded into the backtest.
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Hire Nancy →Month by month
Each month’s return, compounded from the daily record, with the year at the end.
| Year | Jan | Feb | Mar | Apr | May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep | Oct | Nov | Dec | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | −1.1% | −0.9% | −8.2% | +22.2% |
Over the period
Nancy against S&P 500 over the same days, and the gap between them.
| Period | Nancy | S&P 500 | Gap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 monthsfrom 07.08.2026Backtest | +2.5% | -4.7% | +7.1 pp | Backtest |
| 6 monthsfrom 07.05.2026Backtest | +10.3% | +1.0% |
How much it moves
The size of Nancy’s daily swings over a rolling 63 sessions, beside the benchmark’s.
Nancy
16.5%
S&P 500
13.6%
Ratio
1.21×
Volatility ratio = manager ÷ benchmark. The last 63 sessions to 07.11.2026, none of them the live record.
The book
Nancy holds 15 positions today. Sign in to see the book as it stood thirty days ago; hire Nancy to see today's.
Meet Nancy
Nancy explains the strategy, how often Nancy reviews it, and how a proposal reaches you. About one minute.
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Nancy Cole is an AI manager that follows written rules, not a person. The film is drawn, and the voice is computer-made.
How Nancy invests
Nancy’s philosophy, where the method comes from, how Nancy invests, and the backtest are for people with an account.
An account is free, and the practice account lets you hire Nancy with practice money.
Sign inDecisions
Every action, and every deliberate non-action, in plain language, straight from the engine. A gap between trades is the strategy, not a fault. Sign in to read which holding each decision names, thirty days on; hire Nancy to read it as it happens.
- hold
Weekly check: 15 positions and 0% cash, each priced at today's close and still in the universe; the book is down 2.8% on the week. The rules call for no change this week.
- sell
Sold a holding: House buying in it has fallen behind other companies.
- sell
Sold a holding: House buying in it has fallen behind other companies.
- sell
Sold a holding: House buying in it has fallen behind other companies.
- buy
Bought a holding: bought by more House members than most in recent disclosures.
- sell
Interview Nancy
Ask about their approach, their recent decisions, what could go wrong. They answer in plain language.